This one always made me laugh more than anything else.

A little birdie in a tree
Said something very nice to me
Said Alpha coy is number one
And beating them just cant be done

A little louder
A little faster
And much, much better

A little birdie in a tree
Said something very mean to me
Said Bravo coy is number one
And beating them just can't be done

A little louder
A little faster
And much, much better

So I shot that birdie in the head
Now that little birdies dead
Moral of the story will be
Don't question Alpha's superiority