"ooooooom-oof!" breathed the buddhist cow, as Maureen tripped over him in her search for the flute music. He thought to himself, " my kharma will increase greatly if I resist goring this person. But I must be true unto my own nature as well, though I am enlightened enough to know my self as "cow" rather then "bull"." Therefore he broke wind and returned to chewing his cud. "oooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm"