wow thats alot different than the one my dad taught me and ive been looking for online when i found this stuff. anyone heard this version? [though the thread is a little old now huh?]

my name is yon yonson a bastard i am
i come from the county of west abraham
i have a small cottage up in the hills
where i dont have to worry about any damn bills

i eat when im hungry i drink when im dry
if whiskey dont kill me ill live till I die
its whiskey whiskey whiskey i crave
if it wasnt for whiskey id be in my grave

there was another verse about a bed bug but i cant remember it which is why i was online searching.