OK, I went to Realeditor and tried to change the background. First I chose "Image" - and got the choice of a http box. Well, the image I want to use is not on the web, it's on my hard drive. Stumped already.

Then I tried to change the background color, and it told me to "copy the code, log into myspace and paste into the About Me section". I'll be damned if I can find an About Me section on MySpace. Stumped again!

WTF?