The coach tour for the blind has been a huge success. They were talked all the way through the route and understood exactly what they couldn't see.. and now they were on their way home. The driver was forced to take his compulsory break in line with the tachometer reading and pulled into the motorway services. He explained the break to the blind group on board and they said 'It's OK we will go play football"... The driver asked how they could play football when they could not see the ball... and they explained they had a ball with bells inside which they could hear.. and with their heightened sense of direction they would know at all times where the ball was.
The driver went for his coffee and cake and left them on the car park playing football. About ten minutes later a member of the public came in.. looking flushed and agitated and exclaimed "If you are the driver of the coach that has those blind people then you better come quick... the are kicking the s... out of a bunch of Morris Dancers"

Sorry if our friends in the US don't understand that one!!!!