Reading through Spaw's story, I was so engrossed that by the time they were in the kithcne I was almost screaming "don't kill him, they'll lynch you!". Then they got arrested and brought back and I was thinking oh sh*t. Then when Jubilee was acquited I almost sighed with relief.

Then I saw the punchline and now I sitting here p*ss*ng myself.

Abso-bloody-lutely brilliant! Best laugh I've had for ages, Spaw.

Pete