Surely this is sacred CS, not BS...

The flute music grew louder. The flowers danced in the music in the meadow in the dappled sunlight. The cow danced in the music in the meadow in the dappled sunlight. Krishna danced in the music in the meadow in the dappled sunlight.

Krishna held the most beautiful flower in the meadow in the dappled sunlight. He gave it to the cow. The cow ate the flower.

There was a crash in the heavens as the sky broke. The world travelled backwards. The cow cried Mooo...