I'm not gonna post it here, but a few years ago I go so tired of those Nigerian scam letters that I made up one of my own and sent it back to them. Surprisingly, I don't get too many of those e-mails anymore. LOL

If you want your very own customizable copy, e-mail me in ALL CAPS at eljefe (at) eljefe (dot)net. Subject: YES! I MAY ALREADY HAVE WON! Hopefully, my spam filter won't insta-dump you. rofl!

TD