So that's how you spell Tucumcari!

"Jai guru deva om" rang out across the universe, and the Karma chameleon changed colours.

"Must have been someone he ate!" exclaimed Bond, not one wit cowed by the experience.

"Strictly speaking, I shouldn't be in bed with you at all" said the middle aged nurse.

"Cough", said the doctor, squeezing gently.