OMG.

The pub has had its beer engines and pipes refurbished and there are now two working handpumps.

One is currently running Shitfire - which will probably all be gone by Sunday, leaving the other one.

All persons of a wobbly disposition should bring a nurse and a wheelbarrow, to enable them to be poured out at the end of the session -

For, settling in the cellar, is a barrel of draught BISHOP'S FINGER!!


Oh bring us a barrel, and set it upright,
So no-one can stand, by the end of the night.
Bring us a barrel, Nun's Pleasure 'tis called
And by 5 of the clock, why, down we shall fall!