Gnu, Spaw is just a normal, quiet, home-loving kind of guy. He mows the grass whether it needs it or not, barbecues in the backyards on weekends, watches Monday Night Football, drinks Bud Lite, eats extra-large pizza with double everything, votes Republican, wants to return to the gold standard, drives a big honkin' diesel pickup truck, hunts ducks and deer in the Fall, buys camouflage thong underwear for his wife and/or girlfriend, has 2.3 children, and is, in every possible way, an example par excellence of a typical Ohio pervert.