Strumpets favor different kinds of oils, lotions, perfumes, and such that may completely mess up your trumpet, despite any beneficial effects on said strumpet.

Bathing your strumpet is recreation, and creative invention in the methods and procedures is encouraged.

Bathing your trumpet is required maintenance, and only appropriate accessories of known good quality should be used.

The two processes should be combined only for the recreational phase, and the final cleansing of the trumpet should be done thoroughly and properly after you've finished the playing part.

John