Ribbit, Frogprince:

I have a bag of splenda with the intention of making some baked goods. Funny thing is, good intentions never accomplish anything. You actually have to do it. It's like the guys in my rooming house back when I was in college who said, "I'd give my right arm to learn how to play guitar," and I'd answer, "Give me fifteen minutes a day and I can teach you." "Fifteen minutes a day!I said I'd give my right arm, not fifteen minutes a day."

My first baked goods I want to do is to make me some cowboy cake, if I can find the recipe. Simply to make and impossible to stop eating.

I have type two diabetes, so it's far easier to keep under control.