The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23490   Message #261464
Posted By: Gervase
20-Jul-00 - 08:19 AM
Thread Name: Where are you? The sequel.
Subject: RE: Where are you? The sequel.
Ture - and worse. I remember a pal of mine got a summer job where he had to dress up in a Disney costume outside a cinema in Central London.
One night we all turned up to take the piss and generally indicate to him the error of his ways. The result was, after three hours in the Coal Hole in the Strand, gentle Baloo rips off his own head, bellows "Bollocks to this - I'm worth more," and relieves himself up against a lamp-post.
I'd love to know what the parents said to the child who piped up: "Mummy, Baloo's pulled his head off and is doing a wee-wee."
Baloo didn't keep the job, by the way. Disney get very sniffy about their squeaky clean image being tarnished.