The thing is, Spaw, no one can pass final judgement on the value and quality of an experience such as blowing an aardvark unless he has himself done it.

Have you?

If not, be not so hasty to judge!

I regret to say that I have never seen any of the Ed Wood films through. It sounds like I've really missed out there. "From Hell It Came" was pretty impressive, but still not quite as great as "The Creeping Terror" which is a terrific movie for leg fetishists and people who are scared of shag carpeting.