The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #117427   Message #2615107
Posted By: severed-head
20-Apr-09 - 04:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: 1st joke thread of 2009!
Subject: RE: BS: 1st joke thread of 2009!
A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she's angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."

"Shut up," she says. "You're next....."