'VT there no need for that kinda talk, Please ' Really

I went up to the bar on Sunday and brought a pint whereby Fisheye Hollers out from across the pub ' What did you get me Pete.? I said under me breath ....uk all ?

That gem of a bar maid said ' I beg your pardon ' What did you say?
I said 'uk all,
She said oh ..uk all was it l "What,s that then?
i said its a big Stately Home in Knockholt , Lord Helpus lives there. referring to Fisheye.

" In the early stages of the event I was out in the Beer garden having a smoke.
there was a local out there having a smoke too.
referring to me hat he said' who do you think you are then Davy bloody Crocket?
I said No "Im Pedro Del Pelo' Which is Mexican for Pete the hat.