OT but the out-takes show on TV had a great egg on face incident. Hot summer weather sees TV weather girl sent out to do a story on sunburn. Down on the beach she finds chunky young man soaking up the rays.
In her best condescending TV babe manner she says Hello, can I ask you something? Young man grunts S'pose so.
"do you know that lying in the sun can be dangerous, yadda, science, yadda, more science."
"Er, yeah."
"Really? And why is that?" snorts babe to Mr Thicko.
Young man drops his shades and looks at her.
"I'm a particle physicist."