Good to hear about Tyson's cowboy career, Peter -- I, for one, didn't know about that (and I'm from the Western U.S.)

Not to get too inflammatory, but another Lightfoot lyric just popped into my head:

"Why, me oh my,
Is there a better man than I?
I hope you find your way back home ... etc."

I think the song is called "High and Dry" And it begins,

"With a ladylike devotion she sails the bitter ocean." C'mon now. That could easily make the bathos contest winner.

I'll shut up now.