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Thread #59418   Message #2615903
Posted By: Amos
21-Apr-09 - 05:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
THe Mother Bastard of our HEll
IS one who will not learn to spell,
Who long on paunch, and short of hair,
Cannot pronounce the plain word "paire"
Or "air" or "lair" or "fair" or "Nair"
Or even climb a simple "stair".
He thinks like someone from Paree
That all these should end in "-aree"
And gets offended, loud and puffy,
ANd starts behaving downright stuffy
If you should hold him to convention
And disallow his wylde invention.
Ah, fie, and pox, malodourous air
Upon the lungs of yon Rapaire!
Let him remain in Bastard's Hell
Until he learns how people spell.


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