I don't care about the bears, skunks, racoons 'er anything but deer 'casue deer eat the P-Vine shrubs and flowers and I'm gettin' worn out shooting the sumabiches 'cause I don't eat venison and the ol' boy who will come and get 'um after I shoot 'um ain't all that easy to reach meaning I gotta load the sumabich into my tractor bucket and take it a half mile or so back in the woods for the bears to eat... That's gotten real old...

All I need is the right dog...

B~