Here goes nothing:

Just One More Bag

Hello hello hello, is there anybody home
I've only called to say I won it!!
I opened up my bag
And I began to brag
That I won a million bucks

Once I knew I lived outside, using the drugs
Until I got busted for buying
Now the ashes of the dream
can be found in the prison scheme
But now I won a million bucks

I sat within the cell, I helped the prison guard
Then she gave to me a bag of candy
Then they locked it in a safe
Cause the cell is unsafe
And it seems I won a million bucks

The Mars men they were here, they came inside the door
They told me I might be the winner
Then all to my surprise
They took away my prize
And it seems I just get one more bag

A tear was in my eye, as I beat upon the wall
The flesh of my fist smacked loudly
Then a family of five
Won the million prize
And it seems I just get one more bag

Now I'm sitting in my cell, waiting for my prize
A big pound bag of M&Ms
I love the candy shells
As I lie in my prison cell
And it seems I just get one more bag

Amergin