ABOUT FLIPPIN' TIME!!! That mother-flippin', corkpullin' son of a flippin' dead dog mother-flippin' LOOSER has finelly come to the flippin' end he DERSERVED!

That bolthole has been a flippin' thorne in my side every since I can flippin' rembbmeber and I hope they throw his flippin' body in the nesarest dubmpster! He is a flippin' goof. No ones gonna miss him. No sir. There will probally be some ginormus celibrashuns all over when news gets out that he is gone forever. I bet it will be made a new nahsunal holiday.

Boy, this is good news. I waited years for it.

Goodbye, you FLIPhead! No flippin' regrets here.

- Shane