The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #120311   Message #2616637
Posted By: Peace
22-Apr-09 - 08:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: How to Live to be 100 Years Old
Subject: RE: BS: How to Live to be 100 Years Old
"How to live to be 100 years old"

Abstain from the sins of this world: no sex, no booze, no grass, no rock and roll.

Regardless of the age at which you die, you will THINK you're a 100 years old.