yodelling apart, Dick, what I would like to know is whether, as a live entertainer, your wit and repartee on stage compared to the wit and repartee you demonstrate on your Mudcat threads is:

A much funnier
B slightly funnier
C just about the same
D slightly less funny
E much less funny.

(just in case you are ever in my neck of the woods and I have the option of seeing you perform ).