I'd say C. Which isn't bad going - I'm much funnier on Mudcat than on stage. I wish I could do the patter*, but the moment I get up there it all goes out of my head - which is odd, because songs hardly ever do. Maybe I should sing my introductions.

*"Hello, good evening and welcome to Folk Club. My name's Roy Harper. This first song is by Millican and Nesbitt.
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Actually it's not *by* Millican and Nesbitt, it's by the King Brothers.
[pause]
It's from the album The King Brothers Play The Kray Brothers.
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And Lose."
- Richard Digance, supporting Steeleye Span, Fairfield Halls, Croydon, 1974. Now I feel old.