There's an earlier thread on this song: Lyr Req: I Ain't a Bit Drunk (George Roark). Looks like Stew copied the lyrics from there.

By the way, I have listened again to the song at Honking Duck, and I now agree with BanjoRay's interpretation: "Oh, where'll I run and hide?" It makes more sense than "Oh, where in the world am I?" and it rhymes!