While you were discovering Tui (Speights is also drinkable) we were entertained by Martin Curtis, (one of New Zealands finest folk singers) at Seaford last night.

He was wearing the funniest T-shirts I have seen in a long time:

POSSUMS
New Zealand's
little speed bumps

Sadly he wouldn't let me take it home with me...

Anyone who hasn't been to NZ won't get the joke - so don't try to understand why it is funny - just accept that it is.