Manchester, late 50s :

In't it a pity she's only one titty to feed the baby on.
The poor little fucker has only one sucker to champ his gums upon.
In't it a pity, etc.
She lost the other while playing rugger in 1941.

And another Sousa march :

Have you ever had your bollocks in a rat trap ?

Sorry, can't think of the propoer name of it.