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Thread #120450   Message #2620043
Posted By: curmudgeon
27-Apr-09 - 07:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
From the Rochester (NH) Times:

Rochester police log - 3/29/09 to 4/5/09

Thursday, April 16, 2009

ROCHESTER — The following items, based on entries in the Rochester Police Log, were selected from 1,206 calls for service from March 29 to April 5:

Sunday, March 29

12:26 a.m. — There's five people fighting on Little Falls Bridge Road, there's wrestling and yelling and smashing of glass, the police race round quickly despite a big workload, but no one will talk — what a pain in the neck.

12:41 a.m. — Vehicles have been freshly egged in the Winkley Farm Lane area.

12:56 a.m. — As a motorist drives near the airport, a gentleman in a ball cap and baggy pants runs out into the road, causing her to swerve.

1:54 a.m. — Near Shoreyville Plaza a 16-year-old is taken into protective custody; Timothy R. Balch, 19, of 154 Meaderboro Road, is charged with drug possession.

2:05 a.m. — Teens party too loudly in a Wakefield Street apartment.

3:29 a.m. — Ashley Razillard, 19, of 60 Young St., Barrington, is charged with driving after suspension and suspended registration.

8:35 a.m. — A Moose Lane resident has been stuck with a fraudulent check for $3,800 by an acquaintance.

8:36 a.m. — A Strafford Road boxer named Bauer's been missing for hours and hours. When the owner calls May Day, it's caught by the lady who controls all the city's bow-wowwers.

9:25 a.m. — A spate of shot-out windows are reported.

2:47 p.m. — On Franklin Street dogs fight, and owners get into a spat.

7:07 p.m. — A bike has been stolen from Roseberry Lane.

7:53 p.m. — At the station, a woman reports that she went home "to find a condom with fluid on the door handle of her residence." She lacks rubber gloves and doesn't want to touch it. Police remove the item and throw it away.

These reports are compiled by former Mudcatter, John Nolan, and are worth reading on a bi-weekly basis - Tom