The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #119813   Message #2620399
Posted By: Rapparee
28-Apr-09 - 09:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
Emmy Lou Tallifero (of THOSE Talliferos) was dating the VERY eligible Chance Lee (scion of Robert E.'s family). She, of course, was a member of a sorority and living with her sorority sisters; he was a member of the oldest and most prestigious fraternity on campus.

They were very, very smitten with each other. Emmy Lou, however, was "saving herself for marriage" (which included Chance, but not until after the ceremony united two of the First Families Of The South).

Chance was frustrated. He was young and full of testosterone and he room had become a veritable den of seminal odors.

Finally, his fraternity brothers decided they couldn't take it any longer and had to take matters into their own hands (so to speak).

That evening they gathered outside the sorority house and serenaded Emmy Lou with a Beatles' hit. All over campus you could hear them singing, "All we are sayyyying...is give Chance a piece."