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Thread #120450   Message #2621210
Posted By: Alice
29-Apr-09 - 10:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
from today's paper....


* Someone sealed all the drains of the washers and dryers in the laundry room of a building on South Black Avenue with spray foam insulation.

* * A pedestrian on West Main Street reported that a pigeon appeared to be stuck between a shade and window on the second floor above Cactus Records.

* A woman who was asking residents of an apartment building on South 15th Avenue strange questions turned out to be working for the U.S. Census Bureau.

* A deputy interviewed three people, including two girls who were "stoned," on Happy Lane around 11:30 a.m. The deputy found three pipes and a bag of "what appeared to be marijuana" in the girls' vehicle.

(so that's why they call it Happy Lane)