Inviting Rapaire to water the shrubbery could only mean one thing to his perfervid imagination.

I appreciate the offer, but must decline as I have made other arrangements.

I leave tomorrow evening, fly through the night. Saturday morning I shall take a short flight from Charlottesville to Belize City. Anyone who happens to be in Charlottesville Douglas International at 6:04 in the goddamn morning can watch me stagger off the plane and crash in the lounge for a 3 hour layove. It promises to be very exciting!! :D


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