I'm not the one sneaking off the some low dive in Belize to drink cheap rotgut rum with those who would shanghai Mother Theresa and sell her into white slavery in an opium den in the slums of the Barbary Coast or Liverpool or somewhere. No sir, I will continue here, working and making Life Better for the residents of Pocatello and the Pacific Northwest, so that those in SoCal can continue their frivolous, sybaritic lifestyles that are built upon the backs of honest working men and women elsewhere in the country so they can continue to grind the workers into the mud with the heels of their iron-shod boots.















(Wow! Only two sentences!)