"You haven't known "fun" until you've been subjected to a boatfull of drunk squids attempting to rap "slap my ho" or some other crap while drunk and vomiting... "
Jezuz, SeanM, just the thought of it is enough to make a lad swear off the drink. Well, alright, maybe at least think about it for a second or two. If that's the best they've got, I'd say the navy better revamp its boot training curriculum and expose those kids to some of the navy's historical culture, or cultural history. Whatever, man, like, wow, can you dig it? Ya Know? ARggggggh!