Bugger bugger bugger! (NB Mild expletive in England)

Not because I'm not glad you're back, but because I've just got back from Padstow and I thought about you and how I've never actually got to meet you.

Glad you didn't miss it. 'Oss 'Oss!

(By the way, you didn't have a teary moment outside the Golden Lion at lunchtime did you?)