I just set a plate of still warm oatmeal raisin cookies (with walnuts) on the table. I must say, they turned out pretty good. I sued Splenda, so there's nothing to keep me from making a pig out of myself. WHOOPS! with swine flu spreading around the world, maybe I should say maing a bird out of myself. Birds eat far more in relation to their body weight than pigs. I mean, how much do birds (other than turkeys bread into mutants) weigh, anyway. They're as light as a feather. And they eat more than their body weight in a day. Let's see, for me that would be....

Whoa, Nelly!