"The 5 O'clock News"

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work
for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news.
A man was shown threatening to jump from the
Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50
that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied,
"I'll take that bet!"
   
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde
gave the redhead the $50 she owed.

The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet. You won the
money."
   
Then the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I
saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your
money."
   
The blonde replied,...
"Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"