Sorry, SRS, but it's unconstitutional--cruel and unusual punishment--to ask anybody to listen voluntarily to that Manilow creation again.   It was ubiquitous enough at the time that it graced the charts that I and lots of others had plenty of chances to note the absurdity of putting in the Chopin, which had no connection or similarity whatsoever to what came later-- as an intro to a trite and overblown--i.e. typical Manilow--offering.

In fact I'm amazed you seem to have lashed yourself to the mast of that singularly unseaworthy vessel.