"Show Us Your Haggis" lyrics found here


SCOTLAND'S got a dance for you, it's funky and it's new,

So don yer kilts and fill yer boots, we're bringing it to you.

You can do it on yer own, in pairs or do it in a crowd,

But wherever you do it, you gotta do it proud.

Show us your haggis, raise your right arm to the sky,

Stand on one leg, flip it round and shout "och aye".

Saltire for Scotland, and hoik it to the right,

And grab yer neebor's shoulder, and nessie through the night.