Lady goes into a Cheapside doctor for treatment to a bite on her forearm. Doctor cleans it up and looks at it frowning. "This is strange -- it's too small for a horse, the wrong shape for a dog, and too big for a squirrel...."

"Oh, suh", she replies. "It warn't no ANimule! It were ANUVVER LYDY!"

But maybe you hadda been there.