The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23539   Message #262537
Posted By: Sorcha
21-Jul-00 - 11:34 PM
Thread Name: BS: Just a Joke
Subject: RE: BS: Just a Joke
An Scotsman (or choose ethnic) walks into a bar with a large plastic sack under his arm. Bartender says
"HEY! Whazzat you got there?"
Oh, just a sack of C-4 explosive."
"Oh, thank goodness. I was afraid it was bagpipes!"