Kat comes tripping in...Birks flapping gently, until she slips a bit. Dang it! What in the aitch?? Man you guys have REALLY made a mess in here! Does Amos know about this. Do your MOTHERS know what you've been doing in here? I hope Belize is worth it!

Sheesh, I kept hearing these rumblings and finally decided to check in...I was all ready to clean up the litter in the back garden, figured Spaw musta been kicking some about, only to find volcanoes, snow, and goodness knows what else. At least now I know why Amos isn't writing his ass off over in the new story thread to which he received a personal invite. Humph...if I were a drinkin' woman, I'd want one of those old amaretto sours I used to drink, but oh well, ta hell with it, virtual ain't gonna hurt the 3D meds any right? Barkeep! Someone point me in the right direction and bring 'em on!

We went to town to see
That old tattooed lay-dee
She was a sight to see
Tattooed from head to knee...