The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #37458   Message #2626196
Posted By: TheSnail
07-May-09 - 09:12 AM
Thread Name: Really Really Important Poem
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem
What is that on the road, Mama?
It looks like strawberry jam.
Hush, hush my dear it is Papa
Run over by a tram.

I remember the St Pauls one as

As I was walking past St Pauls,
A woman grabbed me by the coat.
She said "You look a man of pluck.
Why not come in and have a cup of tea."

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