The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #37458   Message #2626338
Posted By: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
07-May-09 - 12:10 PM
Thread Name: Really Really Important Poem
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem
The two immediately below could be modified to include other populations near and dear to the reader:

"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood,
Put it into a flea's navel,
And have room left over for a caraway seed
And an agent's heart."

Fred Allen

"Hollywood is a place where people spend money they don't have,
To buy things they don't need,
To impress people they don't like."

Ken Murray

Candy's dandy,
Liquor's quicker,
But sex won't rot your teeth.

Better to have flunked your Wasserman
Than never to have loved at all.

What's round and brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's last movement...