Not YOUR cookie situation Gillie

However, it appears that someone may be having a great deal of fun with a "COOKIE crackin/hack chuckle/burn "...similar to what was posted (and blessedly removed by Joe Offer) about a decade ago.

STATIC invites "Old School Fun" - such as that detested by John-In-Kansas - (but truly loved or else he would not recall TSR-DRAIN)

Max has gotten a Real-Life JOB. He should not be troubled.

The solution is simple and ten years popular. Dynamic.

A clone ( NOT one on the throne ) can present the option.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle