The Great Right White Movement in America has fallen from its perch like a hung over eagle after an eight year bender, spent, broke, exhausted and wondering who were they in bed with anyway.

Today even Joe the Plumber (who was neither) has quit the Republican party in disgust over spending.

Yes we all saw the Republican party obituary here on mudcat but while the party is virtually gone and leaderless (except for FOX and Clear Channel) the Right Wing Whites are still kicking. (their wives and gay people)

What are they doing now besides tea bagging?
They are turning over their McCain souvenir signs that said 'Country First' and writing "Secede from the US". Some of them even have some old signs that said 'United we Stand' that are being changed to United we stand against Obamaland or Obamanation.

The Great White Right Wing are in need of a new conservative party that Boss Limbaugh can baptize and sanctify with his blessing. The name will be simple like the FREEDOM Party or the Patriot Party.
This new party will be a big tent party able to hold Palin social issue conservatives as well as the rest of America's church going gun shooting (sometimes combined) real Americans.

Yeah I've talked about extremism run amok with cries for our first civil war with the help of talk show hosts like Savage, Beck and Limbaugh but where exactly are we on this road through Uncharted territory?   bzzz -hold on I have a call-
"Yes?...we did, Oh you mean the war between the states? yeah OK bye"
Well I stand corrected, We have had a civil war in which southern states apparently needed some space already. So civil war is not exactly a new idea.

In search of new ideas the old Republicans, who are soon to be the new White Right Freedom Party seems to be reaching back into the past to gain some old time traction and religion. Back to the glorious Reagan days, then back to the Joe McCarthy Hoover days and now seemingly all the way back to John C Calhoun making a legal argument for secession. (not too far back, 6000 years is all we get)

People were polled this week with a soft ball question like; would you support your state leaving the country ?
(they were not asked to commit treason and start killing northern liberals)
And here are the results:

Would you support your state leaving the country

Northeast 1% APPROVE 94% DISAPPROVE 5% Unsure
M WEST    3%          89%             8%
WEST      3%          87%            10%

SOUTH    8%          53%            29%


REPUBS    9%          65%            28%
DEM       2%          93%             3%
IND       3%          83%            14%



BETTER OFF AS INDEPENDENT NATION?

TEXAS    35% YES
TX REP   48% YES
GEORGIA 27% YES
GA REP   43% YES


So folks if you are white and right you should move to your own nation or make the one you're in Obama free. And if you still think I'm kidding, 3 states have already voted on articles for seperation. Now North Dakota has joined the ranks of Real Americans.
Georgia voted for articles of separation that says they will only secede if 'they' try to take our guns.

Don't forget Sarah Palin's hubby was been a member of Patriots for secession. Yeah some lawyer types might tell you that to secede is treason but when push comes to takin your gun, it would be treasonous not to attack the USA.

SO all you Right White gals and guys, to avoid confusion I suggest you drop the USA chants and change Country FIRST to County First.

In the Lobby I have all the Ingram and Limbaugh CDs and DVD available for 9.99 and Small voodoo dolls of Spectre, Gen. Powell and Pelosi. The life size effigies of Obama are marked down to only $49.95! Drill baby drill, in your own backyard and God Bless all of the Real Americans. The kind of Americans who worship the freedom to disregard anything they don't understand - like science.


White makes right
We'll never stop our fight
By God we were selected
We'll get our own elected
Our plan will be perfected
when our state will be excepted
from the
U
S
A




[wait until they find out there are no great Southern breweries and that beer trucks are subject to "export" taxes.]

things will settle right down.


Don'yell says yahoo y'all.