The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23539   Message #262730
Posted By: GUEST,Phil Cooper
22-Jul-00 - 01:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: Just a Joke
Subject: RE: BS: Just a Joke
A man walks into a bar with the largest salamander imaginable. He says, "a beer for myself and one for my friend, Tiny?" "Tiny," says the bartender, "that's the largest amphibian I've ever seen.!" "Can't you tell it's my newt?"

Source Jeffrey Hoagland, someone who had us for a concert in New Jersey.