Invaded is too strong a word !!!!!!!!!!

We prefer terms like:

Bush doctrine.
Delivered Freedom
Police action
Quell an insurection
Bring calm to a region
Shocked and awed.
Regieme change
and my all time fav - Bring Peace.


Iraq should thank us for air conditioning thier homes with bullets bomb craters and RPG holes. We've helped them cut down on electricity usage (except for the showers built by Halliburton for our troops )
Iraqi's now have the chance to vote just like Florida but without the purple finger. (Perhaps Florida should go with the purple finger method and paper ballots too)
We have brought up to date medicine to Iraq with Surgical Strikes.

But forget Iraq, forget torture, forget domestic spying, forget the manufactured division, hate and fear...a brand new clean fresh party would wash all former Republicans clean virginal and ethical angels.


When I say that ex Republicans are going to form a new party rather than just registering as Independants I am more than tongue in cheek serious. How long this will take is unclear.
I may be pulling a 'Boehner' and I don't want to 'Rush' to judgment and yodel in the 'Glen' that the 'Jindal' bells we hear this year will bear gifts to a new conservative party, but this Christmas will be significant to families of faith, unemployment and guns. It won't just be a tea party but a party big enough for Dick, Jeb, Mitt, Sarah, Lividicus and Colin.

A party for mean spirited bigoted white folks who are on the whole under educated will have to be educated by FOX talking points that certain select educated conservatives will rise again like a NEW Mesiiah with new ideas and Direction for the nation like lower taxes and deregulation* with a twist! Deregulation will only apply to Corporations "of faith".
The reality of the GOP is not like satirical slapstick parody of themselves.... they are a satirical slapstick parody of themselves.

Positive ideas like
NO!!!!!!!! ,
NEVER AGAIN,
NEVER CHANGE
Moderates are Communists
Pray and SAVE AMERICA,
STOP STRANGLING BUSINESS,
If you want class war - bring it on,
If the Socialists don't stop picking on us we're gonna take our ball and secede,
SHOOT THE DEMECRAT SOCIALIST LEADERS! etc.

Just as John C Calhoun argued for legal secession, modern conservatives will have to hire Judge Beebe and ex AG Gonzales to argue for legal treason.





PS
I see a locked up earth quake fault among Republicans. The presuure is building.
All the Republicans I used to talk to are now absent, silent or unwilling to even say hi. They have long since scraped off their GOP and Bush Cheney bumper stickers but are seething inside.


anyone else notice that the states with the worst meth epidemics coicide perfectly with Right wing strongholds?   scary thought, sorry.