Hey Lucy.......Just so happy you're having another one that I'll skip the rude crude and lewd and just say...............uh.................wait.........uhhhhh........damn.........If I don't say something crass then what is it I'm supposed to say? Hmmmmm...........wait, it'll come to me................ ..................well rats...............Hold on, I got it now.........

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!

...................uhhhh......... well damn......that ain't right is it?................well shitfire.........Lemme try this...........KISS MY ASS!!!!!.........

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

..........................got it......Guess I'm just a crasshole..................

Spaw